Spider-man by kanapy-art. Peter Parker is so cool. Spider-man is the second cool character next to Iron Man. Why? Because Spider-man isn’t funny.
Little Willie, full of life,
Tickled papa with a knife.
“Gracious mercy,” snickered ma,
“Willie’s got the edge on pa.”
“You’ll want a sprinkler here here here here here here and here, and that should take care of the broom closets. Now, heavy doors every five feet, fire hydrants every ten, and of course an asbestos blanket that drops from the ceiling.”
Or, never take safety advice from the ghost of a fireman. They tend to err on the side of caution.